Fashion can be a fickle lover. It can also be downright sadistic. Three-quarter pants, straw hats, men's uggs, what was he thinking? And what were we thinking while listening to it?
To make matters worse, designers love nothing more than
accomplishing Lazarus-style feats, giving a second chance to styles we thought
were banned in menswear purgatory until the end of time. But like last summer's
fanny pack revival (or was it the return of corduroy?) Back in fashion.
CHEESE SLOGAN T-SHIRTS
Whether you are stupid or not, the only thing your shirt should tell people is that you have the basic components of a good wardrobe until it becomes an art. While political t-shirts or daring streetwear brands have been all the rage lately, they shouldn't open the door to older styles that are meant to show the world that you have a sense of humor. the fact that you're an asshole.
puns or sexual invitations are as inappropriate on your clothing as you would yell at strangers on the street. Also, there is no female body inspector. We have checked.
Men's slogan t-shirts
THE FIX: PLAIN OR PRINTED T-SHIRTS
How to wear plain and patterned men's t-shirts
DEEP V-NECK T-SHIRTS
If you're not a stranded porn star, a former Jersey Shore
cast member, or Cristiano Ronaldo circa 2007, then you better respect yourself
so you don't get tied up in cotton ribbons. Deep V-neck tees don't flaunt your
earnings, but rather weirdly feminize them, no matter how much you think they
make you look like a lottery.
Instead, stick with the classic round collars and put Vs (of
a less pronounced ratio) to work on high-end fabrics, whether they are worn
under a suit or just for a look. Riviera chic.
Men's Deep V Neck T-Shirts
THE FIX: THE V-NECK POINT
How to wear V-neck knitwear and sweaters
SQUARE SHOES
Like Michael Myers from Halloween, those boxy, awkward, ugly, yes ugly, excuses for shoes just refuse to die. We don't know (and frankly whatever) exactly why they were invented, but despite how 'smart and laid back' you think they might look, or how comfortable they might be, we do. save the eyes of your fellow travelers.
Even Gucci tried to achieve them and failed. If a brand that
has made billions from something a horse puts in its mouth can't make them
work, no one can. So ditch them and stick with vintage shoe styles like Oxfords
and classic round toe derbies. Your feet will thank you and so will we.
Men's Square Toe Shoes
THE SOLUTION: ROUND SHOES
Men's round toe shoes
CHIN REST
I shaved off most of my beard on Monday, I was harassed at
work on Tuesday, regretted my decision on Wednesday and Thursday, Friday and
Saturday… you get the idea. Of course, Craig David was responsible for some of
the best songs of the early 2000s, but "7 Days" and "Fill Me
In" will always be overshadowed by one of the worst facial hair styles
ever.
The main problem with David's thin chin bar is that you
should never shave your beard along the jawline. It is possible that he has a
bone structure to cut cheddar cheese and still he would end up with a double
chin every time he looks at his phone. Instead, always look to reduce it below
the neckline and just push the top away rather than creating lines that are too
harsh.